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Oregon Ducks/Packers/Astros/Rockets/Blackhawks (I know, I know)

Also Everton (Please clap)

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LOL they scored like two seconds later. I suck.

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Brazil is in hell right now.

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Brazil is in hell right now.

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@BookitWithTrent Bruh

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Oh no not again

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Switzerland is on the take

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@JerryBrewer You seem like a giant douche.

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@nytimes @TheAthletic Jesus Christ you people suck.

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Only the Astros can jump out to a 9-0 lead and make it a struggle. #Blessed

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@EMAWCaleb Yeah....trying to get behind it. But fuck yeah 4-1

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Gio Reyna👎

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Meh, I'm sorry. Still a hater.

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Gio Reyna👎

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Host opening match results:

USA: W
Mexico: W
Canada: Still Pussy

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@Pluckers You're better than this

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This hydration break is sponsored by your mom.

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. @paraguay

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LOL no way man. USA USA USA

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Even that pussy Justin Trudeau wants to see USA Soccer in person.

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Boom! USA!

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@BernieSanders Shut up, you old fuck.

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Own goal, how embarrassing.