Ken Ryan

I am an unknown and undiscoverd comedy writer. If you want a quick giggle, say hi.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

That was yesterday. So today I log-on to this thing to amuse her with a funny tweet,.....and her account has been deleted!!! FUCK THIS!!!

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

And THEN,......SOMEone started following me! How exciting, right?!
So,....I sent her a message thanking her.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Hey fans. Sorry it's been so long since I've Tweeted. (2 years, 5 days and 10 days,...to be exact.) I was just waiting for a follower.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Are we,......following,.....or being followed,....or,.....?????

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

I SO don't get this "Twitter" thing.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

WT,.......?

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Whoa! I was totally kidding about the 'Mariah Carey' thing,....and yet,...apparently she feels the need to 'Tweet' me.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Did I alreday say, "Fuck this!",?

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

So,.........

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

So, making up tougue-twisters is not my thing.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

OK,......fine. That's actually easy to do.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Try saying "Twitter Quitter", five times, real fast. GO!

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Huh? See? THAT'S comedy.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

I'd hate to just give up on this site, because, then I'd be a 'Twitter Quitter"!

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

"You'll be sorry!",.....always a good parting line, unless they respond,..."I'm ALREADY sorry!"

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

You'll be sorry!

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Screw this.

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

'Zylch',......'Zippo',.......'Nadda',......'Nuthin'',.....

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

OK. A quick 'followers' check, and,.......nuthin'!

[Ken Ryan @Draylor]

Well,....NOW we're getting somewhere.