Dr. Balthazar

YouTuber. Film reviews, retrospectives, and video essays. Check me out:

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@GeeksGamersCom Did they remember to accuse the marketing departments for not doing a better job hooking initial viewers and those viewers for not convincing more people to watch of racism? Wouldn't want to miss a chance to call people racists.

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@iamrobothead Offer accepted. Good video, very astute. Just my opinion but Feige shifted from an executive role to a creative one the year of Endgame, which feels a bit like Kathleen Kennedy's shift from producer to studio head insofar as one would think they could also do that job, but...

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@Despotofantrim Boxing knows how to teach humility, no doubt about it. He's also maybe not understanding the degree to which rules dictate techniques, eye gouges, groin strikes, elbows to the back of the head, bite a motherfuckers nose off, not really things one typically trains to account for.

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@EchoChamYT I'm thinking some tunnel vision vis-a-vis the South African tests will make me feel better, but still...

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@TheCriticalDri2 Part of me is like "after you made me sit through all their bullshit, they're just gone?" Another part of me is like "thank the gods for small mercies." Quitting when you're behind isn't the same as quitting, though I'd prefer they were all eaten by wargs.

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@iamrobothead Dinklage could be the mother and Aniston Santa Claus. 2026 is a very confused moment in history.

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@Nerdrotics The gods demand tribute for such a thing. Tribute in the form of suffering. You know what needs to be done:

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@TheCriticalDri2 https://t.co/8N4jOiK7Nz

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@TheCriticalDri2 I'm not reviewing another season of that goddamn show.

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@JennyENicholson Maybe Wayne Allwine snuck into the seance on the other side of the veil.

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@heelvsbabyface The litter box turds look better than the mound of dogshit, to the delight of all.

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@iamrobothead This must be why my last YT video was viewed by so few ppl! can't compete with the Commonwealth Games, everyone knows this.

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@iamrobothead I don't know what system of competition it follows, but they should replace it with a "bust a deal, spin the wheel" system. Actually all sports that use extra time should do the same.

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@iamrobothead I'm up for the three-legged race and carrying the egg on the spoon, but if there's a spelling bee or the one where you put your head on the bat and spin around a bunch of times I'm conceding.

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@EchoChamYT Mmm, yes that's a totally realistic graph with lines and everything. I'd saying using colors is what really brings it together.

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@iamrobothead It fair to say he's astoundingly hopeful of meeting one.

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@JennyENicholson Which is it? The answer is yes.

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@heelvsbabyface @TheCriticalDri2 Not a terrible place to hide, keeps a selection of human shields at close reach.

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@iamrobothead I'd also sit through many a terrible movie because I'd say to myself "you paid for it, you'll have to drive it back to the store, lie in the grave you dug for yourself." These days I'll cut bait in a heartbeat (unless I'm making a YT video, go fuck yourself Rings of Power).