1/ Imagine investing β¦350k in one cowβ¦
Then waiting 365 days just to sell it for β¦370k π
Profit? οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½20k.
In one year.
This is not investment.
This is suffering with extra steps.
2/ You go buy cow, pay for grass, pay for water, pay vet, pay night watchmanβ¦
Only to make what one decent hustle go give you in 2 weeks.
My brother, na which curse be this one? π
3/ At this rate, better to just buy airtime and sell in small-small.
Or pure water. Or even garri.
At least those ones get daily turnover.
Who else don lose money for this βcow businessβ before?
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