CJ Carrell

Twitter Performance Artist. Old Defender of Empire of Meow on Usenet. I mock magical thinking. Xer and stubborn as Perkele.

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This rule has never been violated: "Anyone who uses 'based' as a standalone adjective to describe something they like is an imbecile. Using 'based' to describe themselves, doubly so."

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@Serr38 @jared_shult Yep. Imbecile.
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@HogEng @ZachKeilman Rensselaer, Indiana, is in... Indiana. Monticello (pronounced mon-ti-SELL-o), Indiana, is in... wait for it... Indiana.

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@Mel_Ankoly @TVietor08 The Groton Fisherman is having issues.

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Gas prices were higher a week ago than any time there was a real president. Inflation was highest in the 70s and could only be tamed by 20% interest rates in the early 80s. And Go Birds.

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@HunterBiden Your stupid father gave America the highest gas prices in American history. The highest inflation in American history.

GFY.

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@stogachess @neeratanden The Groton Fisherman, a preppie snob posing as the working class he looks down on, is inauthentic as fuck.

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@mwolfers @mehdirhasan @SarahLarchmont Rank both. Just don't rank the Groton Fisherman.

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@oxinsocks @maxkatz515 "Authentic" is the new "Based" for the terminally online.

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@CentristMadness Platner: slams dick in car door

Jilani: Masterstroke, sir.

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@Sigmundine2 He's been forced down everyone's throats, and the DC consultant establishment have been intimidating others out of the race by blackballing any donor who gives to anyone else.

All for a prep school snob with a mean streak like them who's phonier than a football bat.

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@Wilson__Valdez Prep school snob Stoller likes prep school snob Platner. Hoocoodanode?

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@CentristMadness @willajrainbolt The consultants all sound like Susan Collins with the "he's learned his lesson" shtick.

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@dfchispas DC preppie snobs pass DC preppie snob from DC preppie snob social circles off as fisherman.

Film at 11.

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@trouble_man90 Leftists: "Republicans will bend the knee and surrender to our awesomeness!"

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@Wilson__Valdez The real Graham Platner is a DC preppie snob with a mean streak.

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@picturepost444 @tify330 @JDCocchiarella Shut up, Trumper. Platner is as phony as a football bat, and you should be ashamed of pushing this inbred prep school snob as working class anything.

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@tify330 @JDCocchiarella If they're trying to pass him off ad a humble Maine fisherman, why is his social circle made up of inbred DC preppie snobs?

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@KinoTheatre @MeriwetherFarms Something tells me that's Jim Hogg County, and they declared.

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@BlimpusCrunch @reesetheone1 Infighting is all leftists do. Along with fomenting lynch mobs.

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@DontBotherKeiti

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@maxkatz515 Hillary even talking to someone at Goldman-Sachs was beyond the pale, but this? Eh.

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