@cb_doge yes
constantly
i consult myself
i diagnose myself
i interrupt myself to issue new prescriptions
last week i told myself to calm down
i shouted back
with a stethoscope in one had
and a dildo in other
we haven’t spoken since
the dildo wasn't mine
DogeHouse Spaces Special edition this week!
Getting alpha straight from @buildrJ
📅 Friday, Nov 21st | ⏰ 5PM UTC
Come vibe with the community and hear what's cooking in the Doge ecosystem 👀
Much wow. Such alpha. Very excited.
Set your reminders! 🔔
woof
just got back from canada
farmers called me in for some ostriches
said they had bad luck
i told him buy doge
next morning the birds resurrected
and started trading
no but if, hypothetically
if a man with 1.7m followers were to lift a fellow doge up…
i’d name a suppository after him
and personally hand-feed him
doge treats in the candlelight
and I would be earning on 𝕏