Dr Dolphin MD

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Residency Tip 16: You memorized thousands of pages to get here. You can memorize your worth: it was never the eval.

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It do be like that 😭🐬

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Residency Tip 15: Thank the cleaning staff and security guards by name whenever you can. They also run the hospital.

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So you chose psychiatry

The only specialty where your silence is a technique and not a weird awkward pause 😂🐬

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Residency Tip 14: Don’t shrink to fit a toxic rotation. Four weeks of their culture is not worth forty years of your character.

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So you chose Family Medicine. The only doctor treating the whole family tree in one afternoon 🐬

We love our family medicine doctors!!

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Residency Tip 13: The nurse with twenty years on that floor is a free fellowship. Humility is the tuition.

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Residency Tip 12: Bring the donuts sometimes. No reason, no occasion. Unprompted small generosity changes the whole weather of a workroom.

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Residency Tip 11: Medicine will take everything you let it take. Saying no is not unprofessional. It’s how careers last forty years.

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Shoutout to our heroes in lead aprons🐬🫀
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Residency Tip 10: Don’t say “everything will be okay.” Say “I’ll watch you closely.”
One is a lie they’ll catch. The other is a promise you can keep.

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Residency Tip 9: When you’re called for “agitation” overnight, check the bladder. A distended bladder in a delirious elderly patient is a common, fixable, and frequently missed cause of acute agitation

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So You Chose EMS. The people who do medicine at 80 mph 🐬❤️
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Residency Tip 8: Cover the shift so someone can go to the wedding. Life keeps happening during residency, and the people you help attend theirs never forget it.

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Residency Tip 7: Patient says they’re going to die? Believe them. They usually know first.

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Joke , don’t do this 🐬

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Ortho consult to internal medicine: “Patient has organs. Please manage.”
Internal medicine: “Which one?”
Ortho: “Yes.”

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Residency Tip 6: Tachycardia at 3am is not anxiety until you’ve ruled out PE, hemorrhage, tamponade, and sepsis. Anxiety is a diagnosis of exclusion

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@DanielSmidstrup I think it makes us more productive , just different kind of productive from what we are used to