Donald Judas Plump

45th and Fattest President of the United States. Building that berder wall 💪 Chances are this could be an unsarcastically sarcastic parody. #MAFA

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Feelin’ good today 😀

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

a piece of cake. 🍰

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

FURIOUS! 🤬 Some low life berder eating anti-patriot has leaked my internet search history online....

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

I was in a movie? I’m so humbleised!

[Guess The Movie @FamousFlicks]

“People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone.” The American President (1995) 🎞 #Movies

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Takes after his terrific father!

[mike feldman @mikefel15435218]

@DrDonaldPlump Don Jr

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

I’m such a humble guy....

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

What a handsome woman! 😍

[Anfunny @tony15568849]

@DrDonaldPlump

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

#SHAMEFUL 🤬

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Just a light snack this evening.... Strong at the dinner table! 💪

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

You know Ted Cruz has never been the same since his return from Beanerville 🧐 #SoggyTaco

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Have no fear proud Plumpeteer! The mushroom shall return......

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

I am a complete Wiener!!! 🎊 #SoMuchWienning #MakeAmericaWienAgain

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Jimmy’s son Ho Li Fuq was in attendance. He was very strong at the dinner table 💪

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Just had a terrific night with Jimmy! His cream filled Pyongyang boiled dumplings were to die for! 🔫🍒🔫

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

I’m so proud of all my supporters! 💪 #TerrificallyTerrificTerrificness

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Indeed Kevin Bacon 🥓..... His war crimes are a thing of beauty 😍🙌😍 (P.S. Loved Footloose by the way!)

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

So sad to hear the news that my dear friend Andrew Michael is stepping down as German Chancellor. I’d just like to take this moment to pay respectables to this great man! #GermanElection2021

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

I’ve been lied to all this time 🤬 #SHAMEFUL

[Donald Judas Plump @DrDonaldPlump]

Currently rocking “The Mushroom” 💇‍♂️