Edward Teach

Yarr

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

"Blackbeard this past 6 months we thought you dead!" No says I. Ship needed repairs. Back to plunderin'!

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@thormjollnir What's a jotun? Is that like a narwal or some other sea monster?

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

#thingswewantback My head! Damn you Maynard!

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@sohmer Yar. You cut prices like Maynard cuts heads. I like the cut of your Jib.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@CaligulaTheGod No, but now I have good reason to go there. I had no idea ships full of sex slaves existed outside my wildest dreams.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@willythebastard You got me on the syphillis. Got it from this wench named Poppa somewhere around Bayeux or Rouen. Hell if I can remember.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@lartist That would give nightmares to a Kraken! It looks like you were channelling Edgar Rice Burroughs. Reminds me of the lions of Barsoom

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@willythebastard Go ahead and invade. It's cold there and the food sucks. I'll stay here in the Carolinas where it is warm and we have rum.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@willythebastard He's the one who told me in the first place. He said you should be called William Pocketknife instead of Longsword.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@willythebastard Close enough to one by all accounts. HA!

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@DroppinTheBeet Not suprised. He's naked all day fondling a giant ball. If that don't scream "I love the masthead" I don't know what does.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@sohmer I've been anticipating the Codex for many a year. It took less time going from deckhand to Captain. Do that. That be my suggestion.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

Bartholomew did it, but I can do it better. Time to enact Operation: Panama City 2 "The Resackening"

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

Yar, my ankle is hurting today. Thinking about cutting it off and getting a shiny new peg.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@KuhrazyKarl Hah! Capitalism lines my pockets. Try to wipe it out and my cutlass will find your throat, my flintlock your heart.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@DroppinTheBeet I like you LB. If you ever come down this way let's party. All the wenches and rum you could want.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@LouisDieudonne The problem with you surrendering is that my men don't get a good fight out of it. I'd prefer you Frenchman at least try.

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

Oh man. Too much rum this weekend. Woke up on a ship that wasn't mine. I took it. Now I have three. #ItsFunnyHow

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

Maynard just informed me he wants to see my head hung from his bowsprit. #INeverWannaFeelThat

[Edward Teach @DreadBlackbeard]

@Iliveinatub I'm pretty honest. I rob, I kill, I rape. I enjoy life to the fullest. Keep your onions old man. You need em more than me.