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I have a mop on my head.

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@PlatChatPodcast https://t.co/jjVJCUxsxC

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If you don't have even a slight ego you'll never be the best or an expert at shit.

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@Eptic Make YouTube video explaining your costs. Id be interested

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If our commutes were done with our legs, all brads and chads would have calves

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Gym bros have forgotten pushups are a workout.

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University is a simulation where you don't realize that when you're done you'll spend ~1.5hrs in a car everyday just to work

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Deadlifting made me shorter

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@loud_saadhak Brazil and South America need their own league.

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Is it normal to shit yourself like 2-3 times a year?

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Well seasoned for white people means salt.

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@Tim_Walz @KamalaHarris Not saying literally anything in a relation to Gaza is fucking criminal in a state like Michigan. Not prepping your running mate in accordance to that when you are literally 10 miles from Dearborn?! Pathetic

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@VALORANT Delete icebox

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The Olympics are political, get the fuck over it.

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I'm CC ma mxz xhttps://posts.voronoiapp.com/real-estate/The-Salary-Needed-to-Buy-a-Home-in-50-US-Cities--1827

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@malikshelp Former Seattlite. Hmu if you want tips. Miss that city.

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COME ON INGERLAND

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Sports gambling needs more regulations

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The fact that France has white kits with a fucking chicken on the front should be a sign.

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Cat

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Tryna strike a chord and it's prolly A-minor.