𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY)

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦. 𝘐 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 @boundtonoone.

#𝓔𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

// Unfortunately, my Illyana account (@DREADMISTRESS) was suspended so until they either fix it or says it’s gone forever, I’ll be here

[The Green Room - Comic Art @TGR_ComicArt]

One of our favorite recent Magik commissions by David López⚡️

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➡️https://t.co/JmzNuGWhgu

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Hmm, what do I get out of helping you?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ­­­ ­ ­ᅠᅠᅠ⌣­­ ­𝗣𝒊𝒆ᴛᵣO­­ .ᐟᅠᅠ ­ ­­ ­𐰁✴︎˚ @XVELOClTY]

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⠀ then put it to good use and GET ME DOWN

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

“Hm, sounds like you need a better outlet. Let me see your hand.” It’s distracting because she’s supposed to be reading but she’s been watching the way his jaw clenches and relaxes, entranced.

[𝓦𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 『𝓢𝒂𝒎』 @boundtonoone]

⠀⠀
❝ it's stress mostly, I end up biting
the skin around my fingers a bit too
much — ❞ how distracting could that
even be .ᐣ

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

“@boundtonoone , can you stop doing that while I’m trying to think? It’s …. distracting.”

( has already lost the train of thought, again )

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

I gotta block Charles Xavier, I’m so serious

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

And I’ve yet to get a single gift, huh.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Today is National Wife Day

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Good morning !

[T9 @Thafnine]

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO AFTER THREE YEARS

[T9 @Thafnine]

oh my god he’s still got it

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Too late, I’ve got telekinesis too, silver!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ­­­ ­ ­ᅠᅠᅠ⌣­­ ­𝗣𝒊𝒆ᴛᵣO­­ .ᐟᅠᅠ ­ ­­ ­𐰁✴︎˚ @XVELOClTY]

⠀
⠀ no — YOU DON’T

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Ooh! I got next!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ­­­ ­ ­ᅠᅠᅠ⌣­­ ­𝗣𝒊𝒆ᴛᵣO­­ .ᐟᅠᅠ ­ ­­ ­𐰁✴︎˚ @XVELOClTY]

⠀
⠀ jean — JEAN LET ME GO

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

I guess..?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ­­ ­ᅠᅠᅠ­­ 𝗙𝒍𝘢𝙼𝒆ᅠ ­ ­ ­ ­𝘰𝗡 .ᐟᅠ ⋆˚ ➃ @HEARTlNFERNO]

⠀
⠀ wanna try it ?

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Fuck you too!!

[DEAN WINCHESTER ( parody ) @scbydbyd00]

no! fuck you!

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

@scbydbyd00 ….asshole.

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

?? You shut up!

[DEAN WINCHESTER ( parody ) @scbydbyd00]

can you shut up.

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Happy #SeductiveSunday because I’m seductive no matter what I do

[𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 (PARODY) @DREADMISTRESS__]

Oh I’ve seen them bounce, Winchester. I’m completely neutral in this, I’m just stating the facts.

His are bigger.

[DEAN WINCHESTER ( parody ) @scbydbyd00]

Mines bounce. Sammy’s don’t. You’re also just bias.