Jordan Deets

Writer. Dog groomer. I like to pretend that I'm a comedian. Lover of all things nerdy. She/Her

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@elissaben70

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@Apocalypto_12 You can never have enough pineapple! Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise!

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@ThePennykins @Danny_Hamsteak @thelibrarycee

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@ThePennykins @Danny_Hamsteak @thelibrarycee

[Archived Sam Comerford @SamComerford24]

Fun fact: D&D doesn’t actually stand for “Dungeons and Dragons”—it actually stands for “Dumbasses and Distress”.

The more you know!

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@Danny_Hamsteak

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

It's fucking July 16th for the love of god please stop shooting off fireworks. Me and my barking dog would really appreciate it. 😠🤬 #idiots

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@ThePennykins @thelibrarycee @Danny_Hamsteak She may though...with a certain Australian gnome 😉

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@ThePennykins @thelibrarycee @Danny_Hamsteak Okay you got me there. Literal fireworks went off after she slept with someone...twice I think.

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@ThePennykins @Danny_Hamsteak @thelibrarycee It's definitely the most sexual of the campaigns 🤣

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he’s wrong.

[Jordan Deets @DreamDeets]

@thelibrarycee That was me on Monday! I think we all got Penny had!

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When a rapist gets a woman pregnant, only one of them should be considered a criminal.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: The Vatican calls out American pro-lifers for cherrypicking the Bible on abortion, reminds them that pro-life “also means being concerned about the mortality rates of women” who give birth and “defending life against the threat of firearms.” RT IF THE VATICAN IS RIGHT!

[Mark @markiplier]

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.