Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️

Avoiding nomadic oblivion. Porcupine Tree fan. Tens of thousands of ghost followers. Not funded with government funds.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@Rheamund_ Get on a ferry and get to the San Juan Islands.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@RealJamesWoods Hmmm.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Too easy.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@ClayTravis If he can’t play college ball for betting on his team, why would the NFL let him play? The issue is transferable.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This is possibly the most alarming act of treason since the Lincoln assassination. For an outgoing president to engineer a coup against a succeeding president is unthinkable in America.

I knew Tulsi Gabbard would be the most effective Cabinet member.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@NUCLRGOLF PW-Driver.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@NUCLRGOLF Effen A. Sand wedge.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Jill Biden’s book tour is tanking because NOBODY wants to read “The Idiots Guide To Elder Abuse”

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Democrats are the Party of Unity.

They have finally brought the Communists and Nazis together as one!

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

More reflecting pools please.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@jamierkennedy @usopengolf Put those greens at Augusta and no one breaks par there either.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@beegjuan1 It’s a pretty humble product. It’s off-dry with cherry and Beaujolais-like character, light to medium body, and a clean finish.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@Top100Rick Fake.

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

@AngelaBelcamino I can’t believe all the shots of Trump ABC is showing. Isn’t anyone else at the game?

[Dean Kowalski🍷🦅🏌️‍♂️ @DreamerDK56]

Beat Guitar Solos. Ever.
1) Guthrie Govan, “Drive Home’, The Raven That Used to Sing
2) David Gilmore, “Comfortably Numb”, The Wall
3) Carlos Santana, Europa (Live), Moonflower
4) Jimmy Page, “Stairway to Heaven”, Led Zeppelin IV