Dre Berktold

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

NOBODY likes us, quite like us!, avocados just like us @kelsMACOMBER #kitchenanthem #rahrah

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

What they thought, isn't what we think...that's not what they said but the song was about love @kelsMACOMBER #loveguru

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER "well you need a wallet so you don't look homeless - homeless people don't have wallets" thanks Kelsey! #nowiknow

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER better mornings with everything #matching #MatchMadeInHeaven #bestfriends #mom

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER or if you like ze shy one that doesn't like to baaaaaah #sheep

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER eerrmm idk lolz #ourthoughtsonlife

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER they are like gophers. bothersome but the best place for them is in the dirt #serialkiller

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

How many is too many, mom? Two? Three? Eight? Twenty-six? Thirty? @kelsMACOMBER

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

I had a fever for 8 years and didn't smile @kelsMACOMBER

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER @logjammerz "it's like when you get chased by a bear, just don't be the slowest one" -@bryantr101

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER the decision has been made, based on cheese alone...

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER your bus pass is #blessed #lucky

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

Chocolate hurts my teeth today

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

"bears love all berries, that's why they're called "bear"ies" -@kelsMACOMBER #bearfamlife @BearFamLife

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@tchellmac @kelsMACOMBER but did you have your daily glass of wine? #health #drinksmart

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

FOUND 25 DOLLARS IN MY COAT POCKET #billz

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

“@kelsMACOMBER: @DreBerktold went to her full-time job with 2nd day pesto hair. #shesallgrownup #garbagekid #classicdre” deep conditioning

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

Trying to like Greek yogurt is not as fun as I thought it would be

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

@kelsMACOMBER ironically, after this I think the hunger games will be the comic relief for the night #morekidsdie

[Dre Berktold @DreBerktold]

“@UberFacts: The heart of a blue whale is so big, a human can swim through its arteries.” @kelsMACOMBER can we buy a whale and do this?