@MrLamontKing How many romantic couples arguments did "The Slap" start?
Wife: "What you mean you wouldn't have defended my honor and get your ass sent to jail for me?"
@karenhunter many countries that have low flow toilet systems don't use toilet paper. Ie. India. I wish someone told me about that before I went. Most of the western hotels have western toilet systems.
@karenhunter your birthday shout out to me last year on my behalf of my wife slid slightly into second place. Look what my daughter and family made me...https://t.co/usBL3KqSCw
The Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise retreat with the wifey in Hershey, PA was absolutely phenomenal! We met so many like minded and inspirational people from around the country. Thank you so… https://t.co/4DXUU03oKK
Wow! My baby is growing up on us! She is definitely something else. Luna is already asking about the details of her 3 year old birthday party. Neither of the other two kiddos asked that… https://t.co/OTKr3CP6L1