Drew Heimerman

Champagne taste on a Coors budget

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

We understand the spaghetti policy

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

At least there’s no more National Televised Games. Setting the game of football back decades

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

There's a popular narrative here that says immigrants are destroying Western culture.

I'd like to assert the opposite: immigrants are not only contributing to Western culture, they are often saving parts of it. Let's explore. 🧵

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

the fuck are y'all talking about just watch this instead

[Drew Heimerman @drew_heimerman]

@MaddieMalin Just like the hot dog party in Iggy

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Cash The Nuclear Missile Whale Play. Packers/Cowboys Over 50.5 Easy Winner ✅ #ThanksBigCat

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

When I say I play electric bass this is what I mean

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Giannis got asked if he thinks this season was a failure…..

[Drew Heimerman @drew_heimerman]

@moneymohiuddin Servers would go down

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The prison scene in goodfellas but its Donald trump slicing the thinnest possble slices of filet o fish liquidating on top of his filet mignon

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The highs and lows of March Madness in one minute…

@Philly_Mays

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Aaron Rodgers told @PatMcAfeeShow that he intends to play for the Jets and the teams need to work out compensation.

[1. FC Union Berlin @fcunion]

ACHTELFINAAAAALE 🤩 #FCUAJA

[Drew Heimerman @drew_heimerman]

@beharney Absolutely not

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Beethoven’s music is actively bad. He writes a dominant chord, knowing we will anticipate a tonic resolution, only to purposefully deceive his listeners when he resolves to the minor submediant, (1/363)

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

If only there was an option to go from JFK to lower Manhattan for about $10 that's faster than driving....

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Merry Christmas I love you guys 🚫🧢

[Andrew O'Brien @Flac0j0nes]

DevSecOps can be pretty thankless - kind of like being an offensive lineman

when done right - you're invisible. infrastructural. like water to fish.

but when the 💩 hits the 💨 - you're in the news, fish flopping on deck