Drew

millennial asshole, used to be fun at parties, also @/DollaStoreDrew

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

Always remember

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

Work gave me a gift card to Dairy Queen for our branch winning some silly work thing we did a few weeks ago. Said there was $10 on it. Went to use it for lunch today, there’s actually $5 on it.

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

need to get my ;pussy ate from the back doggystyle

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

There’s no rule that gaterade has to be cold

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

look at this bastardized ratatouille I made

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

I can’t believe a $25k/yr job got me stressed this much

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

I don’t think a couple of my coworkers are ensouled

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

Been less than a year at this job and I already want to quit.

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

@SauceTray @heffridjaniels @FentBlowdart @GMOShocktrooper @ConsoomerLs His suit for this type of job and financial damage done is likely to disqualify him from small claims court.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Less than ten generations after the Alamo and Texans are basically bleary eyed cattle who will shoot you for a Big Mac then roll over to get fucked by big brother

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

@shannonrwatts Shannon TWatts

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"They're losing a war against a dead man"

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

You can be in your 30s and still post song lyrics. It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

what's the best weed humor meme page for a 58 year old uncle

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

Isn’t this choreography just the intro to Austin Powers

[david™ @bdyoncee]

what i find so insane about this so g is how big of a hit it was. i understand why some disliked it but it was a bigger hit than what tops the charts nowadays. it was inescapable. i think the last time we saw a song just as omnipresent was old town road

[the dastardly frank hollander @RoyMitchell]

2-5pm on friday longer than sophie cunningham's butt

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

@unusual_whales I can not wait for this wretched generation to go

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

*into mic as close as possible* deserved

[jack @alfonsohoops]

Jokic responding to a hard but normal take foul with a move that basically ended a dude’s career is so wild

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

I like how active participants in this farce of an economy acknowledge how corrupt and fake it is but are too dumb to be horrified and instead think it’s just like The Wolf of Wall Street they saw once before getting into options.

[amit @amitisinvesting]

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

CITADEL HAS BOUGHT A MAJORITY OF THE PUBLIC ASSETS FROM LEOPOLD'S SITUATIONAL AWARENESS FUND.

So...Citadel scares everyone on Tuesday about a surprise rate hike during FOMC that WE ALL KNEW was not going to happen...

On Wednesday, the entire market freaks out about the rate hike which causes the selling to compound on itself creating 50-70% drawdowns across the board in high beta semicondcutor names...

Which means Leopold who we now know had $45B of assets and was 400% LEVERED ends up being the sacrifice as he gets liquidated at what theoretically could be the bottom due to not having the margin requirements to keep solvent...

AND THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE SELLOFF WITH THE RATE HIKE FEARS ENDS UP COMING IN TO BUY HIS ASSETS FOR 40 TO 50 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR.

By the way, Leopold is getting married this weekend. I think he wanted to make sure he wasn't getting margin called during his wedding.

A vet on wall street in Ken Griffin takes out the young new kid.

ABSOLUTE. CINEMA.

[Drew @drewCapitalD]

@malantrent @Degentle_ Slave mentality