Drew Fappermann

I suck BBC. I threaten to kill my brother and dad over the stupidest shit. I sit on my ass all day and play PS4 but I still suck dick at all the games.

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

That’s right bitches, we’re back!! Took an extended leave to find the clit. Mission has been aborted.

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

My ass is sore...and it's not from sitting on it to watch basketball all day😉

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

Can't wait to give my dad an ass whooping for Christmas!

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I want you all to know I'm still fine! I just HAD to miss school because battlefront 2 came out!! #imbustinganutrightnow #fuckschool

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

Lions lost last night. Don't expect me to be at school today

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I may have come back to school but don't be fooled. I'll be gone again by next week.

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I decided to skip school again, I feel glad now that I am with my PS4 again!

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I love getting pissed to no end over the dumbest shit

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

It feels so weird actually being in school for once, I miss my PS4.😭

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

My last day of school was 8 months ago

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I took a year off of school to play video games. I can beat the easiest modes now!

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

My 18th birthday is a couple months way. Gonna need to get an Uber to The Pony cuz I don't have my license

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

When you realize you spent all the money you saved on gay ass shoes

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

When you realize you saved a bunch of money by not attending more than 15 days of school

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

Can't wait to slap my dad's saggy titties around when he tries to fight me tonight 👌🏻

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I never thought the ACT would be that hard after missing the whole school year

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

My dad took my PS4 controller so I hit him in the head with a chair

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I can't beat anyone in basketball, but I can still beat my meat 🍗✊

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I look like John Wall playing against these 40 year olds #wallmentality

[Drew Fappermann @DrewFappermann]

I told John Calipari I would blow him if he won. I still did it anyway 😮😮😍