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To y yelled at everyone on Marriage or Mortgage to “buy the house and have the wedding in the back yard”

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This is not as good as the time my boss said “y’all can log off and call it a weekend” mid meeting and I just shut my computer and walked away

[Drew Storm @Drewiferd]

Today I ended a work meeting by yelling 4:20 blaze it and logging off immediately.

[Drew Storm @Drewiferd]

Red Bull has to have one of the most chaotic audits with all the random ass sports / teams they promote/own

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It seems like it was a lot easier to start a cult 30-40 years ago. We really missed out

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@Pirates Yo

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS now for a chance to win a Jackie Robinson Day cap signed by Derek Shelton! #Jackie42

[Drew Storm @Drewiferd]

Kota has beef with a squirrel in the yard that’s antagonizing her so now I have beef with a squirrel.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Nothing says #StraightUpTX like @Whataburger!

RETWEET for a chance to win this prize pack that includes free Whataburger for a year. 🍔

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My knees are definitely too involved when I walk

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My @FurboDogCamera just gave me a barking alert for my singing, so that hurts

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Canada should host the olympics again and just make the opening ceremonies a live broadcast of a Celine Dion concert

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Could you imagine if we domesticated giraffes? Shit would be wild.

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Kota is hiding in her kennel because I was yelling at Penn State wrestlers on the tv.

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Sometimes I feel like Tony’s DIY husband cuz I find a new project every time I visit. I partially fixed his leaning grill today cuz I was tired of looking at it look like it was going to fall over.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS now for a chance to win one of our Spring Training caps!

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I honestly think biathlon might be my favorite sport.

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Half of dallas has had no power at some point today and I’m just over here leaving my back door open running the heat all day so my dog can come in and out as she likes

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Everyone was all excited about Jordan owning a nascar team, but how am I just learning Pitbull owns a nascar team?

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@kyeleeraye I’m 100% sure we have had this conversation in college multiple times