Andy Johnson

HVAC Service Tech

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

How someone over the age of 55 looks when you ask for an address and instead they proceed to verbally list the directions and hand sketch a map

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Nobody:

The Canadian government every couple weeks:

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

If you consider yourself a country music fan but don’t know of Tyler Childers you should change that

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

When you find out who drank all your beer

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Them good old byes were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this will be the day that I die

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

When this quarantine is over I’ll have a better chance of solving a Rubik’s cube than getting my sleep patterns back in order

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Remember when it was 4 in the afternoon on a warm summer afternoon and you were already hammered drunk with your friends? Yah I wanna live that again so stay the fuck home people

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

I’m pretty good with directions but this quarantine has me lost in the Busch

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

When the quarantine finally ends and you hit up the bar again but end up sending it way too hard in the pregame

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Fucking Carole Baskin

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

“Symptoms of coronavirus can include having a lack of taste”
People who drink Coors Light:

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Deaner's Nocturnal Emissions

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Whoever first made stuffing must’ve been a strange person like “hey I’m gonna load this turkey’s ass with bread and cook it”

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

When he was a kid he’d never have dreamt it, all the ways that the city can bring a country boy down

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Juul is bad for you? That’s weird I thought that inhaling smoke out of an electronic stick you can charge in an Xbox would be healthy.

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

People who still drink hot coffee in this weather straight up belong in Area 51

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

There’s 24 beers in a case and 25 darts in a pack, do the math my friend

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Umpire was slugging beers last night until 3am @Starting9 https://t.co/OLXCVBNgqS

[Andy Johnson @DrewJohnson321]

Remember back in the day when it was someone’s birthday but you weren’t really a huge fan of them so you’d passive aggressively write “hbd” on their Facebook wall