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[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Jon Stewart’s 2-minute history lesson here is worth everyone’s time before we start confidently breaking out our theories of what happened

[fhjhff @DrewKon]

@mrsballs69 https://t.co/ELCcugdxuy

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟ @burrytracker]

Burry's investment one sheet

worth reading for any investor

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

The campaign may be dead but the tales of “whatever the exact opposite of St. Francis of Assisi’s deal is” live on

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Watch live: The final night of the Democratic National Convention https://t.co/Pu90L42xFX

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

I hate to admit… they cooked the hell out of this and it only gets better as it goes on.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Michelle Obama’s full speech at the DNC

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

You’re a real-ass dude. You’re a real Ass Dude. You’re a real ass, dude.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

that's gonna be a hell yeah from me

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

A viral god among men. Every sentence was a banger. The greatest Australian who ever lived. RIP to the goat

[fhjhff @DrewKon]

@roastmalone_ Deep fried butter is amazing! USA USA

[Helen Lewis @helenlewis]

Been watching the opening ceremony for an hour and honestly I wish they’d just done this again. https://t.co/oWSfBGw91k

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

I just want to personally thank @JDVance for knocking me out of the position of the worst Donald Trump hire. I didn’t think it would happen but here we are and I am grateful. 🙏

[Quantіan @quantian1]

FYI for all my American followers: You can now renew your passport online, from 1 PM Eastern time on weekdays until they close the window a few minutes later. Takes 10 minutes if you get a slot. https://t.co/HbB1qgnUyX

[michael wave @michael___wave]

my bf started learning to write in cuneiform and today a big slab of clay arrived in the post. sometimes you can really see the form your life is about to take

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what