Drew Leffelman

My business card says Database Administrator, I don't know what that means.

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Overheard in the office today, "What do they call that? The Queen's helmet?"
"Do you mean crown?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Frustration! Work day ends at 5. Coworker says he may be able to meet at 5:30, he'll send a text if he can make it. At 5:45 sends a text asking where people are. He sent an invite at 5:40. I get back home, the invite doesn't have a phone number or a link to connect to. WTF?

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

I like when my Lyft driver doesn't ask what I want to listen to. This is your work environment, listen to what you want. Even better, there's a chance I get to hear music I wouldn't normally listen to!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Had one of those conversations today that reminds me why all the time spent mentoring is worth it. One of my guys called me up to say "Wanted to let you know I got promoted thanks to your help." I might just call it a day and go out on a high note!

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

“As CSIO how do you sleep at night knowing ransomware is on the rise?”

“I sleep like a baby! I wake up every two hours, crying.”

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

I don't understand people that get to the airport a couple hours early to relax. My goal is to time it so I get to the gate as boarding is starting. How is an airport relaxing?!?!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

This weekend just keeps getting better!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Finally!!!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

I have way too much underwear for this precise reason.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

The point at which you make enough money to buy new socks each week instead of washing the ones you already have is a dangerous precipice indeed.

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Just saw https://t.co/h5yuSOohc2. Imagine coming across her resume:
"Skills: Python, C++, Java, MIPS"
Check, meets the requirements
"StackOverflow Reputation: 31k"
:O BRING HER IN THIS INSTANT!
"Hobbies: Victoria's Secret model"
Oh common, now you're just running up the score!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

@jgweidner SFO to LAS? Please tell me this is not a layover and you're on fun multi-city shenanigans!

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Why would someone use the Ink Free font in email? You like to make people's eyes bleed? You saw Comic Sans and thought, "Hold my beer, I can be even worse?" You lost a bet at work?

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

@jgweidner I don't understand low-cost carriers. Have bigger seats for your premium travelers!!! Oh shit, #FirstWorldProblems?

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

When they pull up your overnight browser history tomorrow.

[Amy Shira Teitel @AmyShiraTeitel]

I'm bringing back my #Apollo11 LIVE TWEET! From July 16-24, my feed will be reliving the mission, from big mission events to tiny human moments, exactly when and as they happened (with a 50-year time delay) It's going to be a lot, but super fun! 🚀

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Companies bragging about their security when their competitors get hacked

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

@jgweidner I think those 43 years of experience would have allowed you to crush the other playing 500 with your reach and height. It also gave you the wisdom to bot overplay those advantages.

[Drew Leffelman @DrewLeffelman]

Proving we're all living our own realities. 1 person is super excited to be on a tube. The other realizes that boat in front of him is not capable of going fast.