Subaru Drew

Jokes for sport

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

Me: Ragnarok continues the touching tale of a father and son trying to prevent the end of the world
Maria: Kratos is ugly

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod You have to keep that cat. It likes YOU dude!

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod Stonks

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@torygoss The coaches and players were wearing sweatshirts with it on it last night

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

I don’t think they thought through Intercept Cancer

[Wilson Bulldogs Football @WilsonBulldogs]

Great night to honor Doc ❤️ #WilsonSD #LLfootball #pahsfb

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod @TristanPEJ Yes

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

I just wanted to tell y’all that you can say you know an Elden Lord

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

I’ve been living in an Elden Ring bubble all weekend and had to remember where I was when my coworker asked me how my weekend was and I almost went into detail about how power-stancing uchigatanas has been real fun

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod I’m just trying to play DnD with the homies

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

My toxic trait is being the planner/scheduler of the friend group and getting upset when everyone else doesn’t have quality time as their love language and really fucks up all of my hard work…I’m fine btw

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

Dumb name. I’m assuming this is just another marketing strategy by WotC to push commander through the stratosphere. The year of commander never ends

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

The future of Washington football is here

#TakeCommand

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod Go birds!

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

Idk about y’all but this is peak comedy. My bumper has been cracked for years and a kind stranger put a bandaid on my car

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

Maria and I put our names into the WOMBO app and now we have each other as our backgrounds

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

I’ve been in the office three days now and everyone wants to compliment me on my hair but no one wants to say anything about my mechanical keyboard with 32 color settings and RGB wireless mouse setup

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

TikTok incoming: How I make 100K a month suing individuals in Texas I have no connection to and how you can too

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

What the absolute fuck is this? No connection to the matter!? I have no words…

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Private individuals in Texas can now sue anyone who performs or aids banned abortions, including doctors and even an Uber driver taking a patient to an abortion clinic. Plaintiffs, who need not have any connection to the matter, can win $10,000 in damages. https://t.co/YBmasyF6lR

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

@tniknod Haha…thank you?

[Subaru Drew @Drewm07]

I don’t know how many “friendly” local game stores I have walked into and have been met with silent stares. I understand we all have social anxiety but a greeting would go a long way with me personally