Drew Jackson

30 | Love to adventure and cycle

[Drew Jackson @DrewMFJackson]

“I just slipped, so I’m eating Pokémon gummies.” Idk why that sentence made me laugh so hard but it did.

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@9mmsmg That’s also why the founding fathers recognized needing a separation of church and state.

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@9mmsmg The main difference is the Big Bang theory isn’t telling us how to live our lives. Religion, on the other hand, has been used time and time again as a tool for rulers to control/pacify the masses for personal gain. That’s why monarchies always had the priests right by the crown.

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@reddit_lies Wait a minute. Your tax dollars are actually being used to better your life? Pitchforks!!

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@GoreClipps Just another day in the office

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@productions86 @kirawontmiss How are other countries doing it? Australia for example? Their food prices are comparable to the US and they have to pay higher than minimum wage. No one tips. Restaurants “run on tight margins” is a fallacy that the rich restaurant owners tell us to become richer.

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@JakeSucky Yeah, he said this way too comfortably for it to not be something he says.

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We think teenagers shouldn’t have $500 credit card limits, but it’s okay for them to rack up $100k in debt to pay a public institution that’ll keep them in debt for their lifetime. Makes no sense.

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.@POTUS @VP Why can’t we explore student loans as a potential UDAAP violation? They stopped letting credit card companies prey on college campuses. Student loan companies do the same thing and the education system is complicit in this.

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@Maladroithe All y’all in the comments literally can’t take a joke. THEY posted it for fun. It wasn’t a cry for help.

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I got up to make coffee… un/loaded dishwasher, went to bathroom, took vitamins, un/loaded washing, decided I was hungry and MADE chili, cleaned air fryer/microwave, organized/cleaned my fridge, and went to sit down with my chili. Coffee is still at the machine.

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Hopefully, you’re less of a prejudice. If not, fuck you.

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Star signs are our generation’s religion. They just want a way to relate to others and explain the why behind them. You’re more like your parents than you thought. Scary.

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A bop. https://t.co/xgzA1DQJPR

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@StephenM @POTUS Hey, as a man, you should shut the fuck up.

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@TashaCNS @Carnage4Life Just what we need. Fewer nurses in our hospitals than we already have. These people experience death regularly and find a way to cope with it. You never know how you’d choose to cope with it unless you were in that situation.

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I find it unsettling if it’s too easy to open a drink. Like, if I don’t have to fight for my life to open it, someone poisoned it.

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@Irmocus Yeah, I’d give them like a 9/10 if they didn’t have the energy drink part. I do like the flavors. Also, they have them at Costco. That’s why I got so much. They were $20 for 15 of them.

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@Irmocus I didn’t realize they were energy drinks… 😂 I just thought they were sparkling drinks with vitamins. I’ve had two today and I’m shaking with a headache LOL. I like the Kiwi Mango the best. But probably won’t buy again as I don’t need caffeinated drinks. I’d give them a 7-10.

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@Irmocus I bought these because of you. I now expect my life to be better 😂

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@Irmocus I read all of this and can say that we love a good character development. Also, I’d say you could post this as a review for Celsius drinks but you’d probably hit their character limit 30 times over 😂 ❤️