Andrew Paredes

If I’m waving in your direction while you’re out walking your dog, I’m waving to the dog.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

“They got bupkis.” — one rival exec on Tigers’ return for 2-time Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Baseball people do like OF Zyhir Hope who’s seen as a future multiple MLB All-Star, but some say the package is light for Skubal “a top two player in baseball.”

One rival says if that’s the deal, call around and ask anyone to beat it. “That’s a deal you can do Monday morning.”

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

BREAKING: The Dodgers have acquired the Time Stone from Thanos and will be activating Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale.

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Being "secretly gay" doesn't seem like a good enough excuse for letting your daughter get beaten up, but the gov could add "extortion" to Max Miller's charges now.

What a dysfunctional family.
Vote for Brian Poindexter.

[Real Kamufu @_kor3yy]

big alcohol lobbying to ban THC edibles while still selling their THC drinks is like if restaurants paid to make groceries illegal

[Jeffrey Flanagan @FlannyMLB]

What the hell….

[Jim Bowden⚾️ @JimBowdenGM]

Braves overpay but land 2 big needs in RHH OF Lane Thomas & starting pitching depth in LHP Falter & prevent Phils from getting Thomas. Royals get 2 good pitching prospect in Lucas Braun & Carter Holton. Braves Grade B Royals Grade A-.

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The #Royals have received “a ton of interest” in SP Michael Wacha and SP Seth Lugo, but KC has “rebuffed all offers, believing they need them to compete next year,” per @BNightengale

[dfs @DontFireSpags]

Lane Thomas…. this isn’t goodbye, it’s see you later

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Trump-endorsed Ohio Republican Rep. Max Miller — accused by his ex-wife of throwing boiling water from a skillet at her (scalding her chest and stomach), holding a gun to her head while she changed their infant daughter’s diaper, throwing her against a wall during a custody exchange in front of their toddler (leaving grab marks and bruises), and related claims involving their daughter’s collarbone fracture and statements like “Daddy kill you” — is going live on X tomorrow at 10 a.m. ET for a “special announcement.”

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Trump needs to be removed from power before we all die.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

The shooter at the In-N-Out Burger in Twin Falls, Idaho is dead.

Have patience as Kash Patel figures out what to engrave on the bullet casings.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Missing Mitch’s Staff Busted Faking His Signature on Trump Letter
https://t.co/wmRZ6R98o8

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Reacher star Alan Ritchson on Donald Trump:

"Where are the Epstein files? It's the law—release them. Are we going to stay silent? That scumbag has the nuclear codes. He's literally chasing 13-year-olds. Throw him in jail."

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Mary Trump: “The thing he is most afraid of is being humiliated and he’s being humiliated on a daily basis by things he’s chosen to do from the reflecting pool to the war in Iran. He’s now, as he’s always been, a terrified little boy. Everything he does is out of fear and a desperate need not to be humiliated”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but the sitting president has all but declared war on states that didn’t vote for him, and I feel like the media should be talking about that every once in a while, right?

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

As I reported a couple of weeks ago, Trump, the DOJ and the WH were lying all along. Cases against alleged vandals were all lies. Lawsuits should be filed and the liars should be shamed.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

It is this simple.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

"Pro-life" state, btw.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Big T from Barstool may be the biggest 🐱 around, man. Bro spent years talking crazy on Hunter Biden’s name and said NOTHING for THREE HOURS when Hunter pulled up to his show face to face. Sat there quiet as a mouse. It’s how these Republicans are!