Drew Schum

I'm just a fat redneck.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Slippin and Fishin https://t.co/3NTd03jzai via @YouTube

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

This dudes arm looks like an erect penis. Food for thought.

[Jim Vaglica @JimVaglica]

Anyone else get excited about a new pitchfork? My mother always said I was a little devil.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Is he working for Joe Exotic. FUCK CAROL BASKIN! #freejoexotic

[Complex @Complex]

Ex-NFL running back, Chris Johnson, accused of murder-for-hire shootings: https://t.co/BiNghBetVk

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

O.J. offers tips on how to stay alive. NUFF' SAID. Carry on you crazy bastard.

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Never Too Careful

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

@bertkreischer @bertkreischer @tomsegura Cardiac arrest.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

First glance, thought this was Mr. and Mrs. Obama.

[Lineman Probs @linemanissues]

😂😂😂

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Drew Schum retired at age 17.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Luke Kuechly retired at age 28

Andrew Luck retired at age 29

Rob Gronkowski retired at age 29

Patrick Willis retired at age 30

Calvin Johnson retired at age 30

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Never thought id see the day a killer says "I'm at home, in my jammies."

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Christmas comes early for The Juice. Super Bowl Champ.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Fun fact: OJ ate so much on thanksgiving he couldnt fit into his favorite glove!

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Family, Turkey & Football. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

I just shit lava; I regret everything I ate in the last 24 hours. #BurningButthole

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

The only thing better than catching someone 2 knuckles deep in their nose while driving... is nothing I live to catch disgusting people red handed, or green fingered in this instance.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

I don't feel bad about the on field felony i had to witness anymore.

[Wings @nicklikeswings]

I went to high school with Mason. He is THE bully! Threw me in the porta potty and kicked it over with his football buddies! Made me lick the urinals! Stuck a spork in my ear at lunch and my ears bled! Prick!

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Oh fuck, this is like the dress bro. Straight up i can hear both, i think this dude created a cheat code.

[BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER @B1ackSchefter]

You can literally say "tails" in your head and hear Geno Smith say tails as well.

You can also do the same for heads.

WTF??

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

I bet Pat fucking hates this.

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Happy Halloween from O.J. Mahomes!!!

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

New headline idea, "ISIS fuck-face is handed his final L at the age of 48; YEE YEE!"

[ALX (x/acc) 🎃🇺🇸 @alx]

“Austere Religious Scholar”

Well done @washingtonpost..

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Not gonna lie, I feel like I look just like this dude in my Letterman's jacket.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Kansas football is back!

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

This pic of the moon i found is breathtaking😱😱#NewProfilePic

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

Found a sea turtle with a straw in his nose. So i did the responsible thing and got the fucker arrested for snorting cocaine on a public beach.
Feels good getting scumbags off the streets tbh.

[Drew Schum @DrewSchum54]

You also can't make jokes in this generation i guess.

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "Under the #MeToo generation, we're not allowed to say it. So all of you young, brilliant guys, never ever call a woman beautiful. Please. You're not allowed to do it."