Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work
🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.
Living vicariously through this random German soccer fan who decided to spend the week leading up to the World Cup roaming around Georgia and documenting everything
How can Siri still be so bad? It doesn’t make any sense. The technology is there. They have unlimited money to pay the right people…and yet…it is the single worst technology product. It is humiliating to use