Drew Stark

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[James Bond @007]

To celebrate #NoTimeToDie tickets being on sale, the 007 sign is now in Leicester Square Gardens, London. Get there by 22 September to take a photo and book your tickets via the QR code.

[Mohamed Enieb @its_menieb]

You can only retweet if you’re older than the Xbox 360

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@FoodTrb Whopper.

[Potty Noods @PotNoodle]

Want to WIN a #PotNoodleBlackCard?

Well unlike some Piri-Piri black cards, you don’t need to be famous for this. You just have to look famous. Like Wesley. We think he’s *perfect* 😉

To enter, post a pic of yourself as a celeb doppelganger, tagging us and #PotNoodleBlackCard.

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

Can't wait to bring this energy back to the stage 💥

Tickets for my tour are available here: https://t.co/f8FA4rajWn

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Please drink it, don’t save it. Alcohol is God’s apology for making us self aware, and helps shy people have sex.

[Drew Stark @DrewstarkDs]

@GaryBarlow Shine

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Why is a damp outfield dangerous to cricketers? The only sport that considers this to be the case. Too slippy? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

Oh here she is ! Very excited to be working with @pandocruises on board Iona… Looking forward to sharing more with you soon, all aboard for #IonaMaiden ! [#ad]

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

Have a good weekend kids ❤️

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I know the Guardian and other silly left wing papers are shit stirring. But what I said was that “IF WE HAVE COVID FOR EVER” we are just going to have to open stuff up and accept that if we die, we die.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Good news

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’ve decided to have a gin.

https://t.co/m0MG5N8YlF

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

Well done @England. It was not to be tonight, but you have done the nation proud and lifted spirits after such a challenging year. Whatever the score, football still came home tonight and the whole squad can hold your heads high. #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Congratulations Italy. But our Fiat Panda is going in the river.

[Hannah Rutherford (she/her) 🌱 @lomadia]

I can feel my IQ dropping by the second

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

I’m about to sign off for the Summer - how about a little insta live tonight 7pm ??