Drew Phillips

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. -Patrick Starr

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Another successful full body workout
#flexfriday #friday #gym #gymlife #gymmotivation #fullbodyworkout #TGIF #workout #FridayVibes #gymmirrorselfie

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

For my first tweet in six months, I have to point out that I couldn’t make it through more than 10ish minutes of the trash that was the Artemis Fowl movie. Was the point to completely go in the opposite direction of the books?? #ArtemisFowl #artemisfowlmovie #terriblemovie

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Why isn’t Barbara Walters hosting New Year’s Eve?? She’s been preparing for this her whole career 😂 #NewYearsEve #NewYearsEve2020

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Man I hate it when Post Malone and I are wearing the same thing. #NewYearsEve2020 #interestingoutfitchoices

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

I’d like to meet the person that films fireworks live and watches them at some point afterwards. #NewYearsEve #NewYearsEve2020 #watchfireworksdontfilmthem

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Please let @RobRiggle host every event from now on. #NewYearsEve2020

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

It’s weird that Straight Up came out before most of us were born. And definitely before anyone at that party where Paula Abdul is performing. #NewYearsEve

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Okay, I haven’t tweeted in like 2 years, but I definitely want my comeback tweet to be this:
What in the world was that #NewYearsEve thing by that collection of children called BTS? Is that a thing people enjoy? Why aren’t we more embarrassed by that?

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

@Michael_Tuba Reading all that gave me anxiety.

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

#TheMaskedSinger I’m saying Gladys Knight is the Bee and I’m sticking with it.

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

#TheMaskedSinger Rabbit might be Nick Lachey, especially after that chicken of the sea reference 🐔🐟

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

#TheMaskedSinger I always said the Lion is Kelly Rowland, but now I have no idea 😱

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

#themaskedsinger but I am certain that the Monster is Jamie Foxx, he’s already on that Fox payroll 💵

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

#themaskedsinger All the clues point to the Peacock being @ActuallyNPH but the singing doesn’t sound like him!!

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

@GhostLifestyle Love you guys’ supplements! Is something weird going on with the loyalty codes? I’ve gotten two in my Whey and Size that say they’re invalid codes when entered on the loyalty page.

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

First Spongebob Squarepants and now Meangirls The Musical? Some things should just be left alone. 🤮#macysthanksgivingdayparade #musicalfail

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Time for a concert with a pixelated soprano. #mariacallas #roanokesymphony https://t.co/2Uk55OyaD9

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Loved seeing little Zoey this weekend!
#pugsofinstagram #pugs https://t.co/lK7x7wLDEh

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Pretty sure I just found MacLaren’s from @OfficialHIMYM in an episode of @alwayssunny. Did they shoot in the same place? #importantquestions

[Drew Phillips @DrewTPhillips]

Little lion buddy. #pomeranian #pomsofinstagram #chester #littlelion https://t.co/nzcoptQDOl