Fake Netter

Physician, Surgeon, Artist, Jokester

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Gen surgery interns on July 1.

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Best advice for an aspiring surgeon #medschool

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Happy birthday Kevin Hart! Come visit... https://t.co/QZfKu2vQ6h

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CNN: New anesthesiologist #SurgeonGeneral reportedly returns to crossword puzzle after answering page from president and lowering OR table

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#medschool

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We'd like to welcome all our listeners to our new colorectal surgery podcast: Back Door Docs. #medschool

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How I imagine the folks at @WebMD study for the #usmle

#medschool

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Attending: Where did the #medstudents go?
Resident: I sent them down to central supply to get a #covfefe
Attending: ...

#medschool

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Shoutout to all those MS4s starting the 20th grade! #MatchDay is right around the corner! #medschool

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Looking at the Republican health care bill like...#medschool

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@RepMoBrooks thanks for simplifying licensing exams for physicians, the only risk factor for all disease is living bad lives #medschool

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If I scrub with Avagard and my hands still smell like Doritos, am I sterile? #MedSchool #QuestionOfTheDay #Surgery

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#medschool

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DUPLICATE MESSAGE
01: TRAUMA LEVEL ONE: MSIII vs WOW, LOWER EXT. CRUSH INJURY ETA 5 MINS
#medschool

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#medschool

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How far back is too far back for listing my accomplishments on #ERAS?
AOA? Deans list? APGARS?? Strong fetal heart tones??? #MedSchool

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#MedSchool walk of shame: Exit the ICU through the wrong door, set the alarm off, get locked in a stairway, forced to reenter the ICU...

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#Match2016 The official decider of "All Patients Take Medicine" vs "All Physicians Take Money"

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Where is this Zanzibar you speak of? And exactly what form of transportation should I use to get there? #Match2016