carl

Pretty good at software engineering, pretty okay at Magic: the Gathering, pretty bad at guitar. (he/him)

[carl @DrGodCarl]

How Can Math Be Real If Our "i"s Aren't Real

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@KrangTNelson Don't sleep on their onion rings. It's rare to get the quality they manage at actual sit-down restaurants.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@CritThinker69 @Carolina_Cam1 @hasanthehun @hankgreen This is also why individual stocks shouldn't be allowed to go down in value. What if someone put all their money into it??

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@QuinnyPig You scared me for a second. I read that as "...of the week is CloudWatch, evidently" and I couldn't fathom what the hell alternative they'd want me to use.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@kelli__green @midwestern_ope It's because there's two. Unfair advantage.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@hankgreen Shoulda called them something that indicated that, then. like bemes.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@mechalink @CubeApril You get parallelization though. I can't read while I'm driving or doing the dishes but I can rip through an audiobook.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@johnothetree It's not about its utility for me. It's about moments like this.
https://t.co/nitor1vNT1

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

RIP to one of the great moments on this website

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@hankgreen @AlexBalexCalexD I'm sure there's some very small percentage of people who know you originally from Dimension 20. We're gonna miss those important stats!

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@IanColdwater Oh is THAT what a data lake is?

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I have dubbed this pattern "Minnesotse"

[carl @DrGodCarl]

listening to music in the car

@mountain_goats: 🎵 if you can't beat 'em make 'em bleed like pigs🎶
My 2 y.o.: Like pigs? I like pigs.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@IanColdwater That's one way to prevent SQL injection.

Well, one way to pretend to prevent SQL injection anyway.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@JoshuaPHilll That Anthony Bourdain bit is excellent.

"Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll
never stop wanting to beat Henry
Kissinger to death with your bare
hands." - Anthony Bourdain

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@limitlessjest I hate to ruin this. The "tri" in "Triscuit" comes from "elecTRIcity".

That said, I'm down to try a uniscuit if you find them.

https://t.co/mR3odB6Mij

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

I was baffled. And I couldn't stand not knowing. So I did a little sleuthing online, and stumbled on some early Triscuit advertisements. Take a look at these bad boys:

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@MooseAllain @kppnbrgr That's really annoying. If you hover over it it gives you a preview, but I don't have an account either so this is the most info I can get as well.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@MooseAllain @kppnbrgr https://t.co/7URwyfYAld

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@haelian2 @SupergiantGames I tuned in for a bit and when I left I thought "well he's never getting out of Asphodel".

Good work proving me wrong!

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@strayologist @limitlessjest Yep! No need for a microscope; a household mass spectrometer will do.

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@johnothetree Counterpoint: it's gonna snow tonight so it's technically December for the rest of the year.

[carl @DrGodCarl]

@CasualResonance Between Google forcing you into shopping mode and Bing enabling AI summaries it's going to be incredibly difficult to impart searching skills and impress upon them the importance of a heaping helping of skepticism.

Good luck!