David Gortney

I sell car parts and car part accessories.

[David Gortney @DRGortney]

@JalenHurts Show them how you led Bama to a National Championship...I want to see the Tide take on a Jalen Hurts led Sooner offense in the playoffs!

ROLL TIDE ROLL AND BOOMER SOONER!

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@tacobell Anyone can complain, but I have to recognize a good soft taco when it comes my way! My local Taco Bell is on their game today!

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Hey @MountainDew, show me the #DEWnited label for #Alabama, Tweet me!

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@littlecaesars So according to my local store, you guys don't do a $5 Hot and Ready pepperoni anymore and they are telling me they now cost $6. And if the dry erase board on the wall is correct, there is a company-wide push for selling the Extra Most Bestest. Explain, please.

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@DeadByBHVR So I just downloaded the patch that specifically fixed this. I did 3 gens, I'm thinking I should have had more objective points?

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@subr_brdwncutie @rebeccaseung Don't get the wrong idea, old white people with money got these people in office. Not everyone in Alabama voted for them.

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@DeadByBHVR I'll worry about cosmetics when the game functions properly.

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@No0b3_tv I'm not allowed to progress any further on Feng, dude.

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@No0b3_tv Hitboxes, amirite?

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@DeadByBHVR So I'm guessing I'm not supposed to progress any farther on Feng Min?

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@iTempp I'd love to be able to play some Apex with you. Please DM me if that might be a possibility, I wasn't sure if you played with fans or not, sir!

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Are we going to get a temp ban system for players who quit as soon as they are downed? Like a 10 min ban for leaving multiple matches? #ApexLegends

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@TitanfallBlog Maybe they will introduce a hardcore mode where there are no shields. That would be interesting to see.

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@PlayApex This game is awesome! Too bad I can't play it because it keeps crashing my Playstation. Oh well.

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33 out of 35 times. I just can't win.

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@PlayApex I would love to play, but this is the 6th error in as many attempts to join a match. Great game, just a few bugs to work out.

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19 out of 20. I guess the universe is telling me to go watch TV instead of stream. Netflix it is. Maybe I'll see some Apex time later?

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@DeadByBHVR Escaped twice with a vase so far and no progress towards a Golden Coin. What gives?

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@WeArePlayground @Turn10Studios You can see the effort put into this entry in the series!