Dr Grayfang

Will Smith said it best, welcome to erff

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People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

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I am so scared as a Knick Fan. I haven’t seen one zoom of Spike Lee or Ben Stiller or Timmy Chalamet. Not good

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World Cup tourists walking into Buc-ees for the first time

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How it feels to take a good poop

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“He said he wanted to go out for one drink. Now make it an open bar”

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He went out to lunch with coworkers. Now make him drink 16 beers

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He’s at the gas station and late for work. Make a crackhead in front of him buy 500 scratch off tickets

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The only golfer that matters today

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“That’ll be $600 and 3 extra pairs of underwear”

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The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.

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How it feels to send one email and then set your status to Do Not Disturb

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Harry Styles wants to be the Postal Service so bad

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Every weatherman ever:

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Team USA getting rid to kick Canada’s ass (again) in hockey

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Sunday nights be like:

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*people in the Olympics who have trained their entire life for this*

Me watching them on tv:

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“Couldn’t hear the Bunny Guy cause I only speak Murica”

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Olympics are back and nothing else matters besides this absolute athlete

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Me paying $40 to get a sandwich delivered one mile because it’s too fucking cold outside

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Sharon is the new Karen

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Snow days as an adult