Dr. Guru Matt

The TOP self-help guru on Earth, smart-ass, writer of "The Joy of Not Sucking: An Ultimate Guide to Solve All Your Problems." Book here:

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@jimmypop Finish both at the same time! :)

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@bonecage The world needs more Bonecage music. We'll take it!

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@BALLxPIT Any chance for a physical Switch 2 version? Still holding out!

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@dogodelcostco @NintendoAmerica Hot damn I would instantly buy an RE game with a chonky protagonist! No lie.

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@TheFourPostmen @YouTube I know you don't post here anymore, but this song is F'ing brilliant, on point, and makes me cry every time I hear it. Rock on, Postmen, rock on!

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@bonecage That sounds pretty damn useful! Thanks for the info, Bonecage!

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@moonwatcher1 @EricIdle It's plum! 😀

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@bonecage @grok Grok's response to this is terrifying. It's clearly suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and in denial. :)

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@bonecage THANK YOU! I'll be sure to buy it when it's up. Your music makes me so happy. :)

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@bonecage Happy X anniversary, Bonecage!

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@bonecage Lol, it's great. Pretty please! (And thanks for all of your awesome music)

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@bonecage Can I buy your 'YouTube Human Centipede" song anywhere? I didn't see it on iTunes, and I MUST add it to my collection. :)

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@bonecage Hilarious! Maybe a shaving misfortune song is in Bonecage's future?

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@WilliamShatner I'm Dr. Guru Matt, and I endorse your poop-based wordplay! 🤣 Keep plopping these out!

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@analogue Cool, bro, but where are the freakin' save states?

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@LimitedRunGames This will teach my GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS!!! Woo!

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K I watched Interstellar on an airplane, and it blew my guru balls off! IMAX is another whole level. But now I wanna watch it in IMAX on an airplane for maximum impact! 😀