The Hime

Im gayer than you

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

Sorry girls, DIDNT mean to leave you OUT of my ongoing disconcertment! You WEIRDED me out too! C'mon gang! GROUP force related+ HUG!

[The Hime @Drhime]

Thank God!! RT @jesus: I was given the approval from Dad. It's 👌 to be gay.

[The Hime @Drhime]

@WhoCarols if Christmas card is code for "invoice" then you're right.

[The Hime @Drhime]

@WhoCarols all signs point to yes.

[The Hime @Drhime]

@ERIKAjaneC @1followernodad for the record, this actually works.... She ran ME over but you get the idea. #crashtestdating

[The Hime @Drhime]

You don't have to be a lumberjack to climb a tree that's laying down -nietzsche

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Wrongfully convicted man who spent 23 years in prison has heart attack day after release. http://t.co/pfVFGcs3jp

[The Hime @Drhime]

I want a candle that smells like French fries and skinny people.

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

Just 18 hrs ago, those Republicans in the Michigan House rammed thru a bill making it LEGAL to carry a gun into a school or day care center.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Cool New Lakers Coach Doesn't Make Team Play Defense http://t.co/RJl3uH5T

[The Hime @Drhime]

@joepugliese RT @Bonnie_D_Ford: The Cutters, now. http://t.co/eItPs83P via @EW (Thanks to @sweide)

[J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy]

Watching The Replacement Refs is like watching a kid with one semester of High School Spanish negotiate hostage release in Mexico #NFL #MNF

[Eat This, Not That! @EatThisNotThat]

BOOZE WITH BENEFIT: Moderate amounts of beer can help raise your HDL "good" cholesterol!

[The Hime @Drhime]

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[The Hime @Drhime]

Found this great shop called "How to remain a virgin". They had some good stuff @ Piazza Del Municipio http://t.co/E3u88pbe

[The Hime @Drhime]

Happy 6th Birthday Moz. Best damn dog a guy could ask for. @ No Pants Resi-dance http://t.co/dtc6SNN2

[The Hime @Drhime]

@memikeyp and @nelsonomatic are gay. @ Spitfire Girl http://t.co/6plHBedX

[The Hime @Drhime]

This 4lbs isn't gonna lose itself. @ Biggest Loser Resort At Fitness Ridge Malibu http://t.co/i52bwD0Y

[The Hime @Drhime]

I sell more shit when my hair is combed. #truestory

[The Hime @Drhime]

"Hold my beer...Watch this."-famous last words.