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I don’t care for Gob // she/her

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[bridget @dribget]

men who don’t use cross walks are officially target practice for me I can’t do this anymore

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

detransitioning

[Eliza @dykegenius]

Never take your friends for granted 💔

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

He raped a woman so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed… and somehow, that qualifies him for a White House visit 🤦🏻‍♀️

[trevy @chillextremist]

You often astonish me with your wit bro

[mike @avadanielsbf]

i'm afraid no other headline will ever top this one

[RB @Beas_Knees]

Before I stan, who did you vote for

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

[snow @Cirnose]

white people when eggs go up in price by $0.45

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[JP @jpbrammer]

that old homophobic insult of “when he talks a purse falls out of his mouth” always struck me as so whimsical. like magical realism

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

i have multiple confirmed plans with my friends

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I love roger from american dad in a way that is so deep and personal that it almost feels like he loves me back

[Shirl @justjackmate]

Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

love. community. kindness. something bigger than ourselves

[bridget @dribget]

Only learning Simone Biles’ husband’s name so I can hex him and then I promise i’ll forget it again

[bridget @dribget]

Where are the 2023 holiday gift guides for a gay son or thot daughter