NATTY

Usiwai tense 👻

[kponty @kpontyryo]

the weed today is not the same weed we were smoking in 2016

[5IVE 6IX @realmwendachris]

Mungu sikusema njeri....Nlisema GLE

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

We ukitafta driving license mi natafta licence ya bunduki.

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

This will be an interesting plate number ….

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Who was the owner of the cock that crowed when Peter denied Jesus 3 times?

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

That fake romantic conversation before she asks for a favor

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Same As Mudavadi’s Role In Government

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

Bible na Quran ni story books zili Hit. One thing the books have in common with movies is that, the things that happen in the stories have never happened in real life.
#MZIZA

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Unasema umeona mengi, ushaiona arsenal ikibeba carabao?

[Dusk @DuskJohn1]

Shaving your balls has to be in the top 5 hardest things to do as a man

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

For the first time since nizaliwe ndo naona hii lorry involved in an accident

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Bro to bro: date a girlfriend who understands that Saturdays are for football.

[Mzee Mzima 🇰🇪 @keit_anni]

unaeza dhani ni dots kumbe ni FIFA 😂😂

[Kampala’s Finest🇺🇬 @kampalasfinesst]

You play too much

[Jerome @Jerome_ke_]

Kichwa imajaa tu maplans

[Daniel @General_D__]

Advantage: she can come anytime
Disadvantage: she can come anytime

[AI with MERLIN @Weeleey6]

Nilijua kumix kokoto na simiti nikiwa mchanga

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Nigga focus

[𝑍𝑒𝑒🤎 @SpinesandZee28]

"Let's be Frank", who is Frank and why can't we be ourselves??

[ELLIANO @Uyomian]

But what did Judas want to buy when he sold Jesus