Stede Bonnet's Midlife Crisis

Kitty loves eggs ❤❤

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@AugustBebelMLA @seanhub_ Oh yes, because suggesting politely that people not do genocide has worked well, historically.

[Leslieoo7 🇺���� 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

I'm just going to leave this here for posterity.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Has he ever understood a single piece of media?

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Literally a gold metal performance

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Holy shit this is INCREDIBLE work from @ByDonkeys. And bonus points for projecting the entire thing on @Tesla headquarters, effectively turning @elonmusk’s building’s most visible exterior side into a cinema screen to broadcast the tale of his corruption and political malfeasance

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@TakedownMRAs

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@artfulbunny

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

Things that harm kids so much we must ban them:
- social media
Things that are fine for kids:
- going to prison
- gambling ads
- non-viable planet

[The Gashington Post @GashingtonPost]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy A convenient conversion.

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@AlboMP Ah yes, because we know that a policy of appeasement for fascists has historically been a fine idea.

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@smkaty @arghavan_salles Do you still respect them?

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@nhannahjones @TerrelDreamer Propaganda

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@kdnerak33 Can you give the kid's parents detention?

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@DancingDanB

[Dancing Dan @DancingDanB]

Dan Murphy’s opening hours

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@lidolmix

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@DoomScroling I have no words.

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@JenWeddell @slutriarch Maybe the mother told him it was 28 weeks because he was out of town 34 weeks ago

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.