a witchs bwëw

lookin raggedy feelin faggedy😎

[a witchs bwëw @DRinger15]

Hey. I’ve got a lot of shit to talk on ficus benjamina aka Weeping Fig houseplants. They are.. a fucking annoying plant and idk how they’re so critically acclaimed. Buckle up.

[river moon @kissmeriver]

went #1 on my phone

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

She looks like she’s about to instruct a Montessori classroom full of 8 year olds on how to sculpt small terracota figures reminiscent of the Indus Valley civilization

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Thank goodness Jesus let that random firefighter die to save the child rapist warmonger 🙏

[👨🏻 @sleaterstan]

“Should gays oppose the war on Iraq”

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[esme 🌊 @22_moreminutes]

“i wish there was someone to transport oxygen through my body”

the humble red blood cell:

[Handsome Shrek @1thicstrawberry]

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

[@betsy_ontheroof @betsy_ontheroof]

st vincent has been replaced by a clone

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪‧₊🪼˚‧ ✧𓍢ִִ໋˚. @_be_atypical_]

Nós já sabemos que homens não tem critério ou caráter. Vocês são amigos de estupradores e pedófilos, por que não seriam de nazistas?

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me: now who murdered colonel mustard with the candlestick in the ballroom??
The inconspicuous Mrs.Peacock:

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

The most terrifying thing about Noah's ark is the fact that adults still believe it actually happened.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

[angel is confessing ꕤ @inhisveinz]

miranda was stepping on that toe bad

[TeaOla | man its eastside @togekissqueen]

maushold: "heyy, can someone look after our kids tonight??"
cubone:

[TeaOla | man its eastside @togekissqueen]

whitney's miltank when she debuted:

[jonny @suitejonny]

listening to robyn before slayyyter

[DIGI @DiGi__Official]

nobody is better than the original

[dora @dorathydotmp4]

ok but where are the queer spaces where pokémon aren’t pressured to drink? 😕😕😕