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I asked my wife if I was funny and she said I was handsome.

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When the Whites Go Out In the City
#MusicForRepublicans

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@ButUbn65151 @ThirdCrossMusic @histories_arch No they aren't. Go to school.

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@JrSzadkowski @ThirdCrossMusic @histories_arch No dummy those Jews weren't white. They were Arabic.

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@PiratePetesCook @archeohistories That's because it's written by AI

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@landofthe80s It's hideous. The least plausible part of the movie wasn't the time travel, it was that this skateboarding classic rock n roll and new wave playing kid wanting that ugly redneck small dick energy monstrosity.

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@reginaldwr17781 @histories_arch I think we're missing the most important part. Are you saying that you think evolution means getting big, and that this dead squirrel should have evolved, by itself, while dead? I'm so lost.

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@JacobFr21113141 @histories_arch That's when it ENDED Mr Genius

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@ElxDalto @archeohistories "I believe in giants and sea monsters because of the old testament!"

Do you believe in the part about not eating pork?

"Nope that's silly!"

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@RhetoricFluff @elihart3 @Sept11Memorial Popular vote is for the president, not mayors. You're a liar and an idiot.

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@MiaCarlaNY @BravoWWHL It says right there in the title. Rob Delaney.

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@chmurph
Ya fucked our fox

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@alexweprin What do the letters look 3D! That's so 2021

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@LalaRide @JeriLRyan @dawnmnewton Meowthra

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Meowthra

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@JeriLRyan @dawnmnewton
....then I remembered...Oliver!!
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@the4thpip @ayyv_mauro @LiamRMcGuire So? He's also a dick.

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@ayyv_mauro @the4thpip @LiamRMcGuire No it's not. Who cares? He's a dick head too.

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@JeannieG40 @dissent_memo @kylegriffin1 @JeannieG40?

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@JeannieG40 @dissent_memo @kylegriffin1 I'm sorry, I'm deeply confused by what you think the problem is. Most people are not worried about checks. You can't see the deposit date until the government is depositing it. You do not also get a check. What is happening?

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@jpoq @meithan42 @FrenchTech_paf @pramirez624 God is in heaven with my grandma!

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Best thing ever.

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@NiyahA___ @yawningemoji @JasmintheMystic Best thing ever.