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@BSHUsquad Easy

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There's no character in the disney universe that I couldn't beat up

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Decent day at the Y

STATLINE:
2 wins
6 points
1 rebound
0 assists
No blocks and steals

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This twitter page is more powerful than the United States government

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There's always that one mf named see more

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Call of Duty? I'm too busy Calling upon the lord to help me fulfill my Duty as a father and husband

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Yeah I'm a home-o (popular new slang for homeowner)

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Just met Mike Birbiglia at the airport. All I can say is DON'T meet your idols folks...

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Cuban Sandwich Crisis

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Pronouncing the Charli XCX album like bratwurst

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You guys mind if I throw a quick podcast on the touchtunes

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Wife's out of town so I'm trying to eat everything with my fork in my left hand

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I think we're ready for F2

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My chili cooking game is much like that of legendary NBA center Tim Duncan. Very fundamental

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Went on RuPaul's Drag Race by accident

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Depressed gays be like: it's taking

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Breaking: Anthony Davis will plant red potatoes in his garden this year

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Tiktok is banned, check in on your most braindead friends today

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@BSHUsquad Trying to get these resolutions done in crunch time

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I end every diary entry with wbu?