Jonny Driver

Cromulent tweets. Spend my days selling crumpets. Occasionally known to wield a Hockey Stick or Golf Club (poorly). Not a plonker.

[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

#SUFC "sadly we just couldn't get the deals over the line in time, but we have a honest squad of players. Also the loan window opens soon"

[Warburtons @Warburtons]

We are happy to confirm that the following products are now back in production and are being distributed to stores across the UK:

- Milk Roll
- 800g Wonderloaf Thick and Medium
- 600g Tiger
- 400g Seeded Batch
- 6 Wholemeal Rolls

Thank you 🧡

[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

@James_Dart @Andrew_Pinder that turn off the Bartez throw. Oooof.

[Ashley Spencer @AshleySpencer]

The Backstreet Boys singing “I Want It That Way” from their separate abodes gives me so. much. joy. Also, I might be crying? #iHeartConcertonFOX https://t.co/CfwXu6YQcZ

[Sixes and Wickets 🏏 @SixesANDwickets]

Hey @Channel4 if this tweet gets 20,000 retweets, will you air the full 2005 Ashes Series?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Here’s another one you might know. It’s called SOAPERSONIC. If you know the words wash along LG x

[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

@GaryUsher_Chef That Peter Crouch Podcast

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

Australian Prime Minister lets rip.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

#StopHoarding
#StopPanicBuying

[. @MarisaKabas]

This is ESPN now

[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

@TheSportSocial @Andrew_Pinder ooosh

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

We’ve having some difficulties breaking down this Hull City side, but we move forward...

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[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

@SheffieldUnited You could use that boys hair line a ruler.

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

@sulaAlice Sue, you're shouting at tea.

Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

[Toast Brewing @ToastAle]

We've teamed up with @Warburtons to brew the UK's first ever beer using fresh surplus crumpets.
The Toasted Crumpet Session IPA, a tasty ale that does the world of good.
This limited edition beer is available exclusively at our online shop:
https://t.co/UPfT6jFKXo
#RaiseAToast

[Warburtons @Warburtons]

Proudly presenting ‘The Toasted Crumpet’ - the UK’s first ever crumpet beer, made with @ToastAle using our very own wonky crumpets!
Exclusively available here: https://t.co/oWYovBMzif (UK customers only, 18+) Drink responsibly.

[josh pappenheim @papsby]

i'm ill

[Jonny Driver @DriverJonny]

@blokealex Yes mate! Congrats