Jaime Walker

Doctor of Audiology. Major, USAR. Perfectionist. Untrained chef. Horrible dancer. Cancer SURVIVOR. Mom extraordinaire. WVU Alumna. Unconventional nerd.

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@_mannyouttahere Okay...so what you’re really saying (at least my personal interpretation) is that I have not been expecting too much? You have rally set the bar! Congratulations!

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@Tonja617 I am seriously consciously watching every single thing that I say! And it’s still not enough! I had to move a large planter and said, innocently, “It’s too big...I can’t lift it!” And you know the rest! 😆

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I swear I can’t say anything in my house without someone following up with, “That’s what she said!” or “Your mom!”

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And sometimes, a little Captain Morgan’s is the answer.

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Three years ago today in Nassau via Disney Dream Cruise.

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The other day my son asked, “Can we start a swear jar?” I responded with, “Who gets the money?”
Of course, he says, “Me.”

Um, no. I’m calling it “extortion.” After all, I am just conversationally artistic.

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"The heart holds nothing on the cochlea for complexity" - T. Venema

...and I’m flying my nerd flag.

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@marklewismd

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I found this way too funny 😂

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So this morning was fun. Then I got a paper cut trying to get all the junk out of my car. Stupid weather.

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Hospital benefit in Kansas City many moons ago.

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@marklewismd I keep coming back to this because it’s true in every facet of healthcare.

I have a doctorate in audiology and WebMD is our #1 enemy. Everything from self-diagnosed acoustic neuromas to Ménière’s disease to otitis externa to vertigo described as “lightheadedness.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@marklewismd

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Day one after second vaccine: I woke up with injection site soreness and malaise. I didn’t grow any new limbs. Pretty sure I’m still human. A little disappointed that my microchip wasn’t programmed for superhuman athletic ability. Maybe it was a dud? Is there a warranty? 😆

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@marklewismd I’ll receive #2 next week. I’m just hoping my microchip is programmed to allow me to have better athletic performance! 😆

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This. Is. A. Cat. Now he’s on the table in the game room. He’s worse than a climbing toddler 😳

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@freshgreenbeans Can you make something gluten free? A lot of bread I’ve had that’s gluten free tastes like how a wet dog smells! 😝