Docta Jay

Comedian. Part-time Human.
Champion of chaos and Disorder!
100% Pure Entertainment

[Docta Jay @DrJayCole]

@peteholmes #dickfart

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My brothers got bad kids so i used a negative gift service, where it takes some of their gifts away, these ppl come over on christmas day and smash their toys, it works on an app like uber! Its called Negagift!

[Docta Jay @DrJayCole]

Some days I'm just a skin-bag of farts.

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@JustLikeMikee That's the goal! Yup!

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Why tha fuck that glass slipper never changed back into a regular shoe after midnight?

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#Charmin toilet paper now with #fibonacci spirals for that #woke asswipe experience!

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#Charmin toilet paper now with #fibonacci spirals for that #woke asswipe experience!

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What if you pee'd out poo? Like a hot stream of stinky brown sludge?

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#Rapers and #emcees are too serious for a group who dress like #clowns!

#comedy #hahaha #jokes #funny

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@chrisdelia Thats one way to get the shit outta you, i sit on a toilet without Chris's help.

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I'm just over here combing my dolls hair, and I'm the doll.

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If there was just a little less gravity would the rain not fall back down and have a floating ocean up in the sky?

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Does each raindrop push a little wind down in front of it?

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@ThatKevinSmith @toystory Add Vancouver Island please!

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@ThatKevinSmith can we get the new Jay N Bob movie shown on Vancouver Island in Victoria? Uvic campus theatre maybe?

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@chrisdelia Dude... lotta Aussies where i live, after your bit on comedians of the world whenever they speak all i hear is you going wobbly-woh-woh-woh-blah-blah! #Gold
@NetflixIsAJoke #netflix #comedy

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Self checkout can give you exact change back, but bank machines still cannot. I thought this was supposed to be the future? #future #money #observation #humor #comedy

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@walkinsauce @JackieandLaurie Yaaassss Kweeeen! 😀😀😀

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@meandmewsic @karrmelle ...and for our ears to hear and our noses to smell and for our butts to make sounds and smells for those ears and noses!

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@jenadvisesyou @RealWorldMTV Uhhh... What's MTV mean? 😜