The Scientist

dolphins

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

(Flipping the sign on my "kitten bakery and adoption center" from open to closed) these crumbly crumbly kittens are gonna be the death of me

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

If you don't love Miranda Bailey you can't expect anyone to love you.

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

Time travelers aren't invisible, they're celebrities

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

I have definitive proof that Smash Mouth traveled back from the future to try and save the world but, unfortunately failed and became trapped in a hell they created.

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

Omg cardinal like the pope

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

@halfway_zen Tbf we were unsuccessfully toward "Kill"

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

"everything boils down to numbers"

Shut the fuck up and allow me to introduce you to out deadly bottlenose dolphin

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

Sounds fun but I'm too busy smoking fake weed with my made-up fri3nds

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

@vander_imnot @vander_iam (Heavily nodding) he's sweet enough

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

You can't make beyblades anymore they are baebladees

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

If I could travel to 9/11 I would've explained to madden that they just need to develop Madden Online and charge people a monthly subscription

[A Pleb Riddle @bilepeddlar]

>banker dad botched FDR coup
>be named Magog, ally of Satan, in Skull & Bones
>CIA-linked oil co. with family friends
>failed run for congress
>ice JFK to avenge Allen Dulles
>CIA director
>VP
>POTUS
>invent Baudrillardian warfare
>Son #2 and friends rig election for Son #1
>die

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

I disrespect physical excersize because I don't agree with anyone who insinuates I have a "core"

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

Podcast where I count starting at 1 on episode one and if I mess up we start over

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

I'll split hairs if I want maybe it's thick maybe it's wrong too

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

@vander_iam The greeks and their gods

[Lonty @Lontar_On_Here]

If you're gonna put a fried egg on a sandwich, the yolk should be broken when you're frying it I will not be apologizing for this tweet

[The Scientist @DrJohnCLilly]

I am working on a way to get stinkier