Keith Simmons

Being the change I wish to see in the world.

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

So this week my Spanish has really made some improvements! I also have rea... https://t.co/vCNdmdIGOU

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I didn't love LeBron James I wouldn't have named the King James Bible after him.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

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[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
You have sh*t you wanna do in this life.
You gonna let someone else’s words—on this timeline, on your commute, years ago on the playground—pull you from YOUR OWN LIFE?
F*** that.
Pa’lante pa’lante pa’lante with
YOUR life.
THIS life. Let’s go.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Off to two hours of Poppins interviews:
1) It's a sequel, not a remake
2) Yes, Emily Blunt IS the actual best
3) Watching Rob Marshall work is a master class
4) Best cockney accent you ever heard, get ready 😬

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

I’m so happy for this ⁦@antoni⁩ showing that some world leaders are into celebrating pride & why this is so important! Here’s looking at you vladdy pooh & baby donny 🌈🌈🙏🏼 https://t.co/pjnwyKdoHj

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

#Science https://t.co/G4KZJy9p6D

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

@Lin_Manuel can we have a Freestyle Love Supreme reunion soon? I miss you guys!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The only thing worse than stupid cunts confusing jokes by comedians about terrible behaviour with actual terrible behaviour, is those same stupid cunts trying to pass off actual terrible behaviour by politicians, as a joke.

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

@QueerEye @SilverLimePhoto @TomJack20176306 @Treeandshield Awh Henny! @kimmicantrell

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is the wealthiest nation that has ever existed on the face of this planet. It has abundant wealth beyond all of our imaginations. It has the power to cure this country of its economic and social ills if we have the political will to do so.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Sometimes listening to your gut will cause rifts and awkwardness with people you really really love. It sucks. It really sucks.
The people you love will still love you. Trying to please them won’t quiet what your insides are telling you, if they’re at odds.

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

I'm raising money for Partner with me to save lives. Click to Donate: https://t.co/Lsz4is1G0o via @gofundme

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

@kimmicantrell you know what it is

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

Reach out to someone today who means the world to you and let them know how grateful you are for their love 💕

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Today, the greatest threat of extinction we face is not asteroids or climate change or disease or famine. It’s society’s refusal to heed the warnings of scientists.

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

@astro_ricky @kimmicantrell check this out punkie!

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

I'm raising money for Partner with me to save lives. Click to Donate: https://t.co/ohvNaI9t1O via @gofundme

[Keith Simmons @DrKeithSimmons]

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: https://t.co/0IpvcXTiKc @gofundme

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 151st birthday Canada! You don’t look a day over 137. Thanks for everything. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yes. Yes FUCK yes why is this a question. https://t.co/tAhLOOpYzs