Derek Parker

I’ve worked in chemtrail supply for 20+ years.

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@SchulteLaura @FrancescaHongWI Average BMI higher than the average IQ in this photo

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@omgitsbirdman Clip farming for his documentary

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@MarzTalksSports We’ve seen this every single year. It’s not happening. Next video will be free throws. That’s not happening either

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@realfrugalmogul As a stock investor i can relate. Sometimes I sprain my thumb checking my portfolio value

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@fentanylbrownie Notice how these posts are always aerial shots? Nobody ever sees the stadium with a parking lot from ground level and says it’s bleak

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@cpgrpr I didn’t even know that was possible. I thought they only had individual bottles

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@jeremyct If you buy their house today though you’re paying $3,000. Your rent is still a good deal because of ZIRP. Just need to stack the cash

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@naveenganglani The heat don’t have that. They have Giannis

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@HeatvsHaters Put him as the primary ball handler and see how well that works out with Giannis🤣

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@BartWinklerShow All I see is uncle Rico

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@MiamiHEAT

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@realfrugalmogul -Increased supply for young families via old people who can’t afford to pay them

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@nba_paint Yup, I picked a team that had a better simulated record and better win % against the warriors than their best recommended team lol

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@bcash181 Seeing the heat’s reaction to him play for Greece next summer after getting a late season injury this year is gonna hit like crack

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@PaulSkallas It’s impossible. Many people think they look bad, but there are plenty of good options. Plus how often are you looking at people’s feet anyway?

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@Fire5280 @KoestersJa82991 Not a ford explorer that’s for sure

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@SnellSZN Idk if I agree with the scoring system. I think my team is way better than their recommended.

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@TylerDurden Depends where the steak is coming from. If I’m making it or it’s coming from a nice restaurant then medium rare is the way to go. From a sketchy diner then I’m going with medium.

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@Fire5280 @KoestersJa82991 Cope

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@texasrunnerDFW Basically a byproduct of ZIRP. Anyone could be a landlord (easy to be profitable). Owning became way more expensive, but rents are unaffected because of locked in low payments.