Shout out to hay fever for helping one appear coked up, stoned, infectious and on the brink of a boozed up cry all at the same time. Makes you feel like you're backpacking again
The gentrification of the bowl of chips at the pub needs immediate national attention. Truffle oil or a selection of wanky sounding herbs aren't required and certainly don't soothe the burn of having to pay $14 for a serve.