Deanna Murphy

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

CrumbLock: a screen at the bottom of the cereal bag to catch & lock all the crumbs and keep them from pouring into my bowl. Nobody wants to eat dust. #MyCrazyInvention

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@sycamoresqrrl Keep trying. There is no redemption here.

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

I was 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, and 18.

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I was 19

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@jimmyfallon Is your dog’s name actually Drew Garymore? #WhoIsGary

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

Drew Garymore? #WhoIsGary

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@JimGaffigan Twitter answered for me:

[Bryn Caswell @BrynCaswellTV]

Just spoke with Montgomery County officials. They are urging people to conserve water, if not the entire system might have to be shut off. This is still an emergency situation. @ABC22FOX45

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

❤️ https://t.co/L0cS9SkycR

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

When did she get so big? Today is Charlotte’s last day of 8th grade. #timeflies #proudmama #loveherheart #highschooler https://t.co/yQ5e5vsmal

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@Lin_Manuel @VAMNit I’m available for adoption, my secret-keeping skills are unsurpassed, and I can cook. Whaddya say?

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@FalconForceBand @principal_bls @BishopLeibold Sarah Murphy (BLS class of 2017) is ready to march into her junior year at Fenwick!

[Fenwick Performing Arts @FalconForceBand]

Sarah signs on with the band! Forms will be collected until May 24th. Reserve your spot today! #BePartofTheBand

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

FRIENDS!! Your prayers to St. Anthony WORKED!! 🎉🎈Despite my having looked there three times already—and even moving the entire thing out of his room once—Kongy… https://t.co/BarG4ATA1W

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@nqbillback @nQueueInfoRoute Can you help us?

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

Friends, we need your help. Our son, Alex, is 10 years old and on the autism spectrum and suffers from anxiety. Making friends is hard for him, but he has a… https://t.co/VYk2bLRywY

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

Friends, we need your help. Our son, Alex, is 10 years old and on the autism spectrum and suffers from anxiety. Making friends is hard for him, but he has a… https://t.co/VYk2bLRywY

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

@AMurphy1977 @JennColella Aaaaahhhh! We’re “on the edge” and can’t wait! #OHtoNYC #kissthefish

[Andrew Murphy @AMurphy1977]

Getting ready in Indy! @MirandaSings @ColleenB123 #mirandasingsnooffense

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

Cosmic Pottery Giveaway 🌌☕ 🌘 https://t.co/FBcU7zMZIc via @cherricopottery

[Deanna Murphy @DRM406]

Wet & wild at #SpiritSong17