DrMahBalZich

Just a Gamer trying to make it in this thing we call life

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And I quote

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Fuck Yall I'm still Jordan Dillman

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@truechains You already know what it is

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I think I'm gonna join a church just to fool them. Stay tuned

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Roommates went to smoke with the plug, guess ill eat these jello shots and face the bong by myself

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I had it right the first time. Alcohol will never leave me

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A life without her isn't a life at all

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You were the reason I stayed alive, now you may be reason why I die

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My hand smells like vagina and weed lmao #Fuckthemkids

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Only in Texas will you find a coffee shop/gun store #YouLoveToSeeIt

[Speaking With Ghosts @SwithG]

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After over a decade It finally happened. Fuck every one that tells you to not follow your dreams!

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We interrupt this news cast for breaking news, ya boy has officially pulled off the Ronald Weasley and made it out of the friendzone! #WeDidItBoys

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Homie just said when you're drunk it's like a big baby with you as a soundboard

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Are down for a good shindig? Because I am!

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The problem with getting so many tattoos in a short period of time is both my legs are constantly itching!

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@ColetonMastick I fucking love him! He's hilarious

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When does the club shut? I just want some pizza

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Yo serious question should I get my nipples pierced?

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Can I get a single scoop of @WuTangClan please?